RUN FOR YOU’RE LIVES SHERLOCK AND LOKI ARE BACK
That’s way too much sass for me to handle right now….
Who in this world plays a better German?
Ladies and gentlemen, the Loki fandom in our current state
Holy fuck this is accurate
hahahaha uh oh
HBP: How did Harry not realize the hand writing in the Half-blood Prince’s potion book was the same as the hand writing he had spent 5 years reading off a black board?
#because Harry’s a stupid bitch that’s why
#For the main character of such a good book series #He really is a dumbshit #Ooh what is this long skinny broomstick shaped package? #ITS A BROOMSTICK NO WAY
#Slytherin house is a snake #heir of slytherin can talk to snakes #HMM I WONDER WHAT’S IN THE FUCKING CHAMBER OF SECRETS #MAYBE IT’S A FUCKING CHIHUAHUA #see this is why he’s not in ravenclaw
LOVE THIS
It got better.
okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl
female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.
so in conclusion
if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick
FUCK WHAT KIND OF POST IS THIS
that was it
that was loki’s punishment
no hair product
no hair straightener
homegirl has not been to a proper hairdresser in MONTHS
odin is a harsh daddy
Originally I just wanted to tell you all about the bureaucrat who tripped and fell and accidentally knocked down the Berlin Wall, but history is just so full of similarly amusing accidents, blunders, and mishaps, I had to include a few more.
Check out my slideshow tag if you just can’t get enough of my teaching people things though the hilariously ironic use of Comic Sans, which I am now stuck with in the interest of continuity. :(
JUST IN TIME.
JUST IN TIME FANDOM.
ALWAYS REBLOG ON TUESDAY
IT’S A LAW
